|Towering Pillar of Hats|
|Released||January 27, 2010 Patch|
|Availability||Drop, Craft, Purchase, Uncrate (Unusual)|
- "Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS."
- ―The Gentle Manne of Leisure
The Towering Pillar of Hats is a headwear item wearable by all classes. It is a stack of 3 hats; a grey bowler hat, similar to the Spy's Backbiter's Billycock, a black top hat, similar to the Demoman's Scotsman's Stove Pipe, and a boater with a black ribbon. The hats are apparently glued together, as when the class wearing it dies, the stack stays intact.
- The Towering Pillar of Hats was worn by John 'Tower of Hats' Booth in his wanted picture, earned by Bilious hale when he bravely sat down on him, the hat is now on display in Coal Town.